Last night we had Scott over for a wonderful Adonis Steak BBQ, and a little Guitar Hero battle.
Scott was telling us about his girlfriend’s evil cat, so we decided to give Scott some of our Premium cat nip to mellow out the devil cat.
We put it in a little snack-sized zip-lock baggie. We were laughing about the fact that if Scott got stopped by the cops on his drive back into the city and they found the baggie, he’d surely get in shit (it was totally more than for personal use, if you know what I mean)
We put the baggie on the counter and forgot about it as we dined on wonderfully prepared steak, baked potatos, grilled asparagus. . . . .
We retired to the basement for some all out battle of the bands in Guitar Hero, then we hear a small crash of a plate hitting the floor and a mad scramble of paws and claws along the wood floors.
Scott and I didn’t think much of it, its a common sound in our house and Colin was upstairs at the time.
About 10 minutes later Scott went upstairs to get Colin (it was his turn to play Thunderkiss 65 on Hard).
Scott discovered 3 Slothy Bob Marley-esque mellowed cats lounging in the middle of the dinning room with a bag of the good stuff ripped and strewn across the floor. I can just imagine the conversations the three of them were having, I’m sure there was some Bevis and Butthead “huuuhuuuu” laughing among them.
(Not one of my cats – but it sets a picture for the scene. . . hahaha)
Quickly after they were discovered they decided to become super-active and run up and down the stairs like mad fools. Chasing each other, trying to nip each other’s tails. There was quite a few little scraps and hiss fits. In the immortal words of the Simpsons, they were certainly ‘Hepped up on Goofballs’
I thought given the antics, perhaps I should feed them their evening meal, this was to ensure they didn’t get the ‘munchies’ later.
They acted the fool for the remainder of the evening. And I got the stern talking to from Colin reminding me that I shouldn’t ‘give’ the cats ‘nip in such high dosages.
I kept trying to tell him that they’d simply helped themselves.
Needless to say my moggies got locked out of the bedroom last night. . . .hopefully they are sleeping off the trip right now and I have normal & well behaved moggies when I get home.
No more ‘nip for a while.
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