Getting a New Puppy

28 03 2007

Now before anyone jumps to conclusions, and thinks I’ve switched sides from “cat person” to “dog person”  I’m just posting up a joke.   I’m too far into the cat fold to go back now!  hahah

 Breederx visited my site earlier, so I took a quick little gander at their little place on the expansive blogosphere. . . .

This entry, cut and pasted below, gave me quite a giggle – so I had to repost it.

HELP NEEDED ASAP:

Please help!!!!  After two long years of being on a waiting list for
an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last,
our number has come up and … WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

  We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time
consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn’t be fair
to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST
place the children into rescue this weekend!

  They are described as:

  One male – His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light
blonde hair, blue eyes.  Four years old.  Excellent disposition.  He doesn’t
bite.

  Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet.
Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been
removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along
well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he
should be able to read soon.

  One female – Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry
blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly
  at times.  Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs
  a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots,
tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate.

  Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to
share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is
a very quick learner and is currently working on her house
training-shouldn’t take long at all.

  We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what’s right for
them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer
keep them.  Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

  I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a
  real emergency here!!!

  They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we
will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country
road. Our priority now has to
  be our new puppy.

  – Author Unknown

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4 responses

28 03 2007
frecklescassie

I want a puppy too!

Cassie

28 03 2007
Joey

hahaha, Cassie. . . .I totally DON’T WANT a puppy. . . .in fact the question about even wanting kids is debatable.

I’m a cat person, and my three moggies are just perfect for me.

Joey

28 03 2007
thedietpulpit

LOL that is too funny! 🙂 Our “puppy” is getting old now, she is over 15 yrs old. I’ve been tempted over the past few years to get a kitten (I adore cats) but we’ve all decided it’s best to not get a frisky kitten that would probably drive our poor dog insane. hehehe Lady Rose

28 03 2007
Joey

Kittens are great. . . .my youngest cat is 7 months old, and I suspect he’ll be a kitten his entire life (he is freaking nuts)

If you do decide to get a cat after you puppy goes “over the rainbow bridge” – you should really look into getting 2 kittens.

they will play with each other and keep each other company, thus not destroying your house. I have beautiful leather couches and 3 cats with claws – and not a mark on them.

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