No, I didn’t sprain my arse, I sprained my ankle – which is a pain in the arse.
My whole ankle is swollen, and I’m having a heck of a time walking.
Colin blames my boots (anything with a heel actually), I’m blaming Sarah – with the curse of the wedding ankle mishaps. Sarah hurt her ankle before the wedding, me – the day after. 🙂
Thankfully neither of us were injured for the event itself.