Eight Words with two Meanings

25 01 2007

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female….. Any part under a car’s hood.


Male…. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.


Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.


Male… Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.


Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n

Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.


Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.


Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.


Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.


Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.


Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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