Every blog that ever was needs to have one of these entries.
Weird keywords that people use to surf into my Blog:
(Given that this makes me laugh, I will be adding to this one . . . . . .This one has been a little while in the making)
- Cats only meow for cow udder milk
cats, check. meow, check. cow, milk. . .I’m sure I’ve said that somewhere. Udder, nope.
- Smuggle Diamonds Condom Choke & Rip
I did blog about Pronto Condoms. . . . the rest sounds like I shouldn’t question it. . . . I think I’d like to say blissfully unaware.
- Daniel Craig Bond crotch shot
- daniel craig bathing crotch
Guilty as charged, I did blog about Daniel Craig – and the crotch shot
- Funny mosque sayings people do funnies on TV
Little Mosque on the Prairie must be how these people found me, hope they found the people that do funnies on TV.
- Fondue thickness sperm? Reason for concern?
- enjoyment of crotch
Alas, my Daniel Craig entry has surfaced again.
- Homeless Man Britney
Does anyone know a dude named Britney?
- Smart Feet
I’m not just another pretty. . . . set of tootsies!
- Come Every Night, and Sing with a Man Voice
Come every other Thursday, and sing like a girl. Karoke night, you know.
- Tinker Toys with Batteries
Yes, thats what the cool kids call them these days.
- Juice for Fun
Of course juice is fun. Juice is always fun.
- Shaving a Cat
Easier said than done. Good luck with that.
- Cat cat cat cat penis cat
A weird game of ‘duck, duck, goose’.
- Moggy Meat Definition
I blogged once about whether or not I thought my cats would eat me if I died and they were hungry, I guess someone else was curious too!
- Does gerber mean puke barf in French
I’m not sure the baby food company would be happy to hear that if it did. . .
- came in came baby baby one more night
I hope he calls the next day.
- dryer sheets zits
Is this someone getting zits from dryer sheets? Weird
- sleeping kid face dog butt
- How Do I get Rid of my Stepdad?
This isn’t that kind of blog.
- samuel akinbode sadela picture
- butt massage
Sure, but it will cost you.
- Joey Pee in Pool
Gawwwd, who told?
- Lactating Tit Sucking
uhhhhhh. I feel uncomfortable.
- Messy Peanut Butter Pants