Death by Caffeine

Check out this website, it will tell you based on your weight the appromiate number of units of your favourite poison it would take to kill you.

I haven’t decided if this website is a deterant or not. . . . you decide.

Meme Monday at Linky Love

Its Meme Monday over at Linky Love, the newest TopSite joeymoggie has signed up at. . .

Today is:

Pick my pic meme

Tell everyone whom tagged you here!

The rules of Pick my Pic meme are simple:

1. Grab the pic you love the most on your blog
2. Explain why you love this pic the most on your blog
3. Link back to Meme Monday and your pic will be picked and shown on Linky Love
4. Pass the meme to at least 5 people
5. Change the rules where-ever and when-ever you feel appropriate

Joey’s Answers

1. Grab the pic you love the most on your blog

Explain why you love this pic the most on your blog

I just adore this photo, it shows just how handsome Marty is, and you can just tell how senstive he is!  I love all the picture of my cats I’ve posted. . . but this one is a “good photo” as well, nice and crisp and clear.

Link back to Meme Monday and your pic will be picked and shown on Linky Love

Done! 

Pass the meme to at least 5 people

Anyone who would like to participate is welcomed to do so! 

Just a Warning

Stuff Around The Web

I’ve been very selfish recently, not making enough visits to my favorite blogs. . . . .
I wanted to post a couple of goodies I’ve read this past week. . . . .

1.  Fracas’ Cookie Recipe

2.  Jayleen B video made by SkyWindows

Scam=Scum

So making my usual haunts today to catch up reading some blogs I’ve missed this week. (It was a busy like HELL kinda week!)

Anyways – a “contest” many of us entered turned out to bogus, now granted, none of us expected to win the $2500 grand prize – but we did all expect the contest to be legitimate and offer some link back love to bloggers.

My contest entry page is here

If you want to read about the scum bag Ashwin (who won’t be getting any links from joeymoggie) you can read about it at the following blogs

Jalaj

Fracas

Contest Blogger

Contest Blogger – Ashwin Khanna is full of Crap

Blogitude

Everyone agrees Ashwin is full of crap and is a ultimate ass-hat.

Personal DNA

I saw this interesting quiz at Vic’s blog “What Is It With Dykes & Guitars” here

Its a LONG one to complete but very interesting results. If you have 10 minutes to do this one, the results are worth the read.  WordPress.com does not allow script in posts, so I wasn’t able to post the actual ‘results button’ so I made it with a screen shot. . . anyways, go check Vic’s out to see how a results button should function

Take your own Personal DNA quiz!!

Goggle Image Meme

I got tagged by SkyWindows with this new and pretty original  meme.

The rules of this meme are simple:

1) Go to http://www.Google.com

2) Click on Google images

3) Type in your name and search

4) Repost (w/ a link) the picture of the oddest, craziest, strangest, coolest, oldest, etc. person that shares your name. Post multiples if you find a few you like.  (See Below)

5) Pass it on to at least 5 other people.

Linky Luv! Help me Boost my Technorati Rating & Google Page Rank

I was checking out some of NewHoosier‘s blogroll, and I came across this post on a blog NewHoosier reads. It tickled my fancy because alas, even though I get a thousand (and some times thousands) of hits a day now, my Technorati rating is actually quite low. I’m hoping all this link love will help me boost it a teeny-tiny widdle bitty bit.

In addition to the first list I saw on NewHoosier’s site, a bunch of my favorite haunts also have another link love post, which can be found at the bottom of this entry.

Come on folks, show some love!

Emo Image Thursday

Emo Image Thursday is a weekly feature at joeymoggie, click the Emo Image Thursday button on the sidebar for more Emo Images. Click the image directly to go to the source.

Dangerous new VIRUS!!!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life – Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

 

Picture Source. (in case you are wondering, that is a picture of the herpes virus. ewwww)

Emo Image Thursday

Today is a double hitter. TWO Emo Images today. Emo Image Thursday is a weekly feature at joeymoggie, please check out the Emo Image Thursday pictures from previous weeks here

Heart Source

Hair Source

emo image thursday

PG 13?

Source : Mingle2

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• poop (3x)
• crap (2x)
• crappy (1x)

I’m a bit disappointed I’m only PG-13.  I was sure all my talk about Daniel Craig nude,  Daniel Radcliff naked, bare breast-feeding boobies (with all attached and applicable tags- including ‘penis’ ‘tits’ and ‘ass’, among others) would have made my blog ‘R’ rated.

I guess I am family friendly after all. . .

Life Blogger

You Are a Life Blogger!

Your blog is the story of your life – a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.

What Kind of Blogger Are You?

Cat & Mouse #2

c a t & m o u s e

3 quirky things you find attractive in a person of the opposite sex

Small cute clusters of freckles.

Groomed eyebrows (not waxed, just groomed

Arched feet.

under what circumstances, if any, would you share your significant other?

I couldn’t.

name one thing the person closest to you doesn’t know about you, but you wish they did.

That I wish we did more activites together.

10 things about you-

1 thing you want to change ::

My appearance.  Meaning my weight, and my sparatic adult acne.

2 things that are so *YOU* that they’ll never change ::

I’m stubborn, and sometimes act ‘like my mother’

I’ll never stop talking to my cats in my special ‘Cat voice’

3 things you want to learn ::

to knit

to do a cartwheel

to cook better

4 things you want to pass on ::

Enjoyment of the arts, specifically dance and theatre arts.

Love of cats and animals

Appreciation for historic artifacts, musumns, and works of arts.

Good eye for photography, even though I don’t have superior equipement or training.

say something important to someone who reads your blog
I want to be your friend, we’re sisters now, and I want to get to know you.    I often feel like I failed as a sister with my own flesh and blood, and perhaps I view you as a second chance at sisterhood.  I want to be someone you call with news, or with something you need a friendly ear to hear.   I want to be someone you call family because you want to. . .  . . .

 

. c a t & m o u s e . is a . j u g g l i n g C a t s . production

Cat & Mouse #3

c a t & m o u s e

link 5 posts from your blog that you particularly enjoy or are proud of (in no particular order, and yes I know there is six)

My First Love
It was theraputic to write about Matt.  I felt like I let go of things I needed to, and cemented memories that were important.

The World’s Ugliest Couch
The nosolgic leather couch.  Ahhhhh, the memories.

In The Bag
Tips & Tricks for bagging your own groceries.

I hope there is still room on the Bandwagon! Pls VOTE FOR JOEYMOGGIE
I had so much fun writing this entry.  Its not particularly funny, witty or moving.  But it was fun.

How to get your Team Sponsored, or Laughed At
I put alot of time and research into writing this entry. Originally it was written for an online forum, but I was happy with it so I posted it on my blog.   Its since been linked to various other forums, as well as used in several paintball related magazines.

Put Your Tits Away Love
I am proud I had an opinion, even though I was surprised that no one else shared it.  I’m not nessasarily proud of the writing.

top 4 reads on your blogroll

SkyWindows

Fracas

JugglingCats

Viva Las Vegas

3 things your readers need to know about you if they are to have any hope understanding your blog

I am one cat short of being a crazy cat lady

I like to talk about myself, and am all about the blantant self-promotional post

joey moggie is really a hodgepodge of topics.  Cats, Celebrity News, Funny News, Sewing, my life in general. . .  .I’m not very good at keeping a theme going.

2 things you refuse to blog about

My sex life.

My family ‘issues’  (Although, I might change this!)

your blog in a nutshell (no austinPowers knockoff jokes, please)

A very self indulgent and blatant self promoting blog, with lots of stuff about cats, memes, and things that get hits to my blog.  I like to post stuff about celebrity happenings, funny news goings-on and my attempts at craftiness.