8 Year Old Finds a bag of Marijuana in McDonald’s Happy Meal

At the end of April I found a story about a child finding a condom in a McDonald’s Happy Meal (thankfully not used). . . . now another child, this time an 8 year old from Illinois, has found a small bag of marijuana (with various drug paraphernalia) in their happy meal.

Even though no one was hurt, in true American style, the family who received the ‘special meal’ will probably sue McDonald’s.  This is even after the true ‘owner’ of the drugs was fired and arrested for drug possession.

Story below.

Happy Birthday Ryan

Today is my favourite little guy’s birthday.  He is one!

 

Happy Birthday RYAN!!!   I sent something home with Mr and Mrs Graham for you until we get to hang out next, ok? Your mom PROMISED Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake! 

I hope your mommy and daddy let you play with that drum set I got you from Christmas soon.

Don’t worry, I’ll make sure they give you the car that night you want to go out with that really hot chick.

I promise I won’t tell your mom when we go out to get your first tattoo. .  . . .

“Aunt” Joey!

2 Kids in the Hospital (joke)

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

“Whoa!” the second kid replies, “Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.”

Are You SMARTER than a 5th Grader??? 5th-graders accused of sex in Louisiana school

Late March I made an entry about a little daughter of one of my co-workers, she is six, and the little ‘sex’ song she came up with – read about it here.  That amuzed and worried me.. . . . then  I stumbbled across the below posted article, about 5th graders having sex in an unsupervised class room.

My jaw dropped, not only for the pure fact that its about 11 year old fornicating, but by how severe the penalities may be for these children.   Shocked yes, do I agree,  is it unfair.  I’m not sure.

I’m just shocked. I’m not sure how to wrap my head around it.  Problems of our kids are far more grave than they were when we were children.

When did sex become a “problem” for pre-teens?   Parents, have you had “the talk” with you teeny boppers?

Getting a New Puppy

Now before anyone jumps to conclusions, and thinks I’ve switched sides from “cat person” to “dog person”  I’m just posting up a joke.   I’m too far into the cat fold to go back now!  hahah

 Breederx visited my site earlier, so I took a quick little gander at their little place on the expansive blogosphere. . . .

This entry, cut and pasted below, gave me quite a giggle – so I had to repost it.