Dangerous new VIRUS!!!!
29 06 2007There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life - Completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Picture Source. (in case you are wondering, that is a picture of the herpes virus. ewwww)
Your choice of picture makes me wonder: how many people get herpes from people at the office? It could be that the WORK virus somehow inhibits the immune system (or the WINE and BEER the inhibition system) and then herpes is spread.
It’s awfully funny to think about.
I wonder which jobs would have the highest WORK/Herpes combination. The food service industry would be a good guess, but I’m sure there’s lots in hospitals, theme parks, and giant corporations too.
If I’m the only one who thinks that’s funny, I’m bored. If everyone else does too, hahahaha.
I plugged in ‘Virus’ to Google image search, and low-and-behold good’ol herpes was the first virus to pop up.
I think this email I received was pretty darn funny, hence the posting
I’ll laugh with you NewHoosier.
i would accuse you of sharing too much, but then you might take down the previous post and we can’t have that can we?